Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Happy Halloween!!!

Happy Halloween People!!!

Michael Jackson's Thriller

It's Halloween! What other song could we post today besides THRILLER? 

Perception ---> Half Full

Via Instagram: I'm a cup is half full kind of guy. Thanks for the snap @jenrosenstein 

10.31.12 Thought

Monday, October 29, 2012

Monday Humor!

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ' he asked.

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face.................PRICELESS!!!!!
Thanks to my dad for this lol!
- McLovin

Dressing Up For Halloween? Yes? No?

Gonna totally dress up as a towel animal for halloween one year!!! - McLovin
Ellie the Elephant is about to make her debut at Boo At The Zoo in New Orleans!
(picture taken from Carnival Cruise Lines Facebook Page:!/Carnival)

Mariah Carey's - Dreamlover

Shouts out to all of us that believe in our "Dreamlover"! Enjoy!!!

Confidence = SEXY!

10.29.12 Thought

"Those who are not looking for happiness are the most likely to find it, because those who are searching forget that the surest way to be happy is to seek happiness for others."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Check This Out --> Anything Out There

If you have not heard this one by Vivian Green then STOP and listen right now! Yes, that's an order :)

M.C. Staten's Quote Pick

"We must assume every event has significance and contains a message that pertains to our questions. This especially applies to what we used to call bad things. The challenge is to find the silver lining in every event, no matter how negative."   - James Redfield

10.24.12 Thought

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Random Facts For You...

The Hollywood Sign is a landmark and American cultural icon located in Los Angeles, California. It is situated on Mount Lee in the Hollywood Hills area of the Santa Monica Mountains. The sign overlooks the Hollywood district of Los Angeles, the historical center of American cinema. "HOLLYWOOD" is spelled out in 45-foot-tall and 350-foot-long white letters. It was originally created as an advertisement in 1923, but garnered increasing recognition after the sign was left up. The sign is protected and promoted by the Hollywood Sign Trust, a nonprofit organization.

The sign was first erected in 1923 and originally read "HOLLYWOODLAND". Its purpose was to advertise the name of a new housing development in the hills above the Hollywood district of Los Angeles. Real estate developers Woodruff and Shoults called their development "Hollywoodland" and advertised it as a "superb environment without excessive cost on the Hollywood side of the hills".

They contracted the Crescent Sign Company to erect thirteen letters on the hillside, each facing south. The sign company owner, Thomas Fisk Goff (1890–1984) designed the sign. Each letter of the sign was 30 feet wide and 45 feet high, and the whole sign was studded with some 4,000 light bulbs. The sign would flash in segments; "HOLLY," "WOOD," and "LAND" would light up individually, before lighting up entirely. The sign was officially dedicated on July 13, 1923. It was not intended to be permanent. Restoration company Bay Cal Painting says on its website that the expected life was to be about a year and a half, but after the rise of the American cinema in Los Angeles during the Golden Age of Hollywood, the sign became an internationally recognized symbol, and was left there.

- Lisa Lisa

Wake Up Music!

Dedicated to all of you that are not morning people like myself (M.C.Staten).... a  little wake up music can't hurt! This playlist + a Red Bull should get me going! Enjoy!

That 1 Rule #1131

10.23.12 Thought

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Health Tip: Time To Get Shots!

Time to get your FLU shot and possibly your pneumonia vaccine. If you are in the recommended population of people needing a pneumonia vaccine (chronic illness or elderly) then you will only need the vaccine every 5 years. Please make sure your vaccines are up to date. You may also want to get a Tdap (tetanus, diphtheria, pertussis) and inquire about a TB skin test. Have A Healthy Day!

Before I die...

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