Friday, March 29, 2013
Thursday, March 28, 2013
3.26.13 - “So this is the "new" spring? I like the old version better.” – Dr. O.Collins
3.27.13 – “If limits are placed on your thinking, then limits are automatically placed on your ability to view reality and act intelligently.” – Bobbi Jean
3.27.13 – “In Today's Episode of How I resisted being a jerk face - my gym is next to the ups building. I almost struck up a conversation with one of the drivers going home for the day by saying "hey it's almost time for you to break out those little shorts, eh!" – McLovin
3.28.13 – “Truth: I desperately want to crawl back under the covers, and wait for my parents to knock on the door, so I can beg my Mommy to make me a grilled cheese sandwhich, and watch re-runs of MASH with my daddy....
FACT: Sleeping in, Grilled Cheese, and MASH will NOT pay my bills....
Whistling: "I owe, I owe... So, Off to Work I go..." – Clara’s Hand
3.17.13 – “Cleaning car and jamming to New Edition. ..Cool It Now ooh watch out...” - Adowa
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Monday, March 25, 2013
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought... He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
- Courtesy of McLovin's Mom