A Wednesday Laught for the Parents!

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Friday Humor!

 

A friend, who is a teacher, posted this on Facebook. She is trying this at her house for the summer...lol!

My daughter has so much confidence in me...

We're at Opry Mills play area and mall security began to escort a man out for sagging his pants-- and he was right outside the play area. He started SHOUTING expletives and lots of parents within the area looked REALLY scared! My son ran over to me afraid and one mom pulled her son in close. The mom said, "Oh no... With all the craziness in the world, I hope he doesn't have a gun!" Lu shouted, 'NOBODY HAS TO BE AFRAID OVER HERE IF HE HAS A GUN BECAUSE MY MAMA HAS ONE IN HER PURSE, TOO!!!!! AND SHE WON'T LET ANYBODY'S BABY GET HURT OVER HERE!"  Of course I had to then calm them by saying "I'm a police officer!" But I know one thing for sure... Lu is absolutely sure that she's safe when mama-bear is nearby!!!!!

 

- Monica

Health Tip: Cold Weather Attire

 

If it is cold enough for you to have on a hat, boots, sweater, and scarf then certainly your infant child should have on something similar. A thin onsey,no socks, no hat is not enough in freezing weather. Please cover the baby. Have A Healthy Day!

 

Kid's Say The Darndest Things...

I've got this habit of not eating when I sit down at the table to feed the kids... So this was a conversation that took place with me and my daughter at the table-- and I cannot stop laughing!
 

Daughter: "Mama, what are you gonna have for breakfast?"
Me: "I don't really know, Babe... I'll figure something out. Is your breakfast good?"
Daughter: "Yes ma'am! Thank you for cooking! They'll probably give the adults breakfast at church when they pass around that tray... What's on that tray, anyhow?"

Me: "No, Baby... That's not breakfast... That usually only happens on the first Sunday and we are drinking the blood of Jesus!"
 

...she paused and looked at me really strange. So I asked "What is it?" Her eyes filled up with tears and she asked "So vampires are real? And you're one of them?"
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Man, I love being her mama!!!!!!!

 

- Monica

Health Tip: Apparent Life Threatening Event ("ALTE")

An "Apparent Life Threatening Event"or ALTE is a scary diagnosis. It is often associated with unknown respiratory, cardiac, or seizure disorders in children. Caregivers will find patients lethargic, unresponsive, not breathing, or with a change in color. See your doctor immediately or go to the nearest emergency room if you find yourself in this situation!!!!  Have A Healthy Day!!!!

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